All about the Taqz

Me: Let's go get slurpees.

Mark: Why?

Me: Because it's 100 degrees outside.

Mark: Ok, let's go cause then I can get some snacks too.

Me: Like what?

Mark: taquitos!

Me: So you've moved up from nachos I see.

Mark: It's all about the tax.

Me: What?

Mark: That's what I call 'em now, taqs. If Aziz Ansari can make nicknames up for food, so can I.